List of New Computer Virus

1.POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
2.RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.
3.ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole darn thing quits.
4.MARIO CUOMO VIRUS: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.
5.TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor.
6.ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
7.NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS: Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.
8.GALLUP VIRUS: Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time.
9.TERRY RANDALL VIRUS: Prints "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort" from the "Abort" "Retry" "Fail" message.
10.TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
11.ADAM AND EVE VIRUS: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
12.CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
13.FREUDIAN VIRUS: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
14.PBS VIRUS: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.